Diary Of The Dead 4/5 (R)

Deliver Us From Evil 4/5 (R)

Pinocchio 4/5 (D)

Date Movie 0/5 (R)

I couldn't even bring myself to finish watching this. I knew it was bad but I didn't think it would be that bad. Nothing in what I saw even came close to being slightly amusing. It's almost as if somebody randomly cut together bits of lots of trailers and then got less talented people to recreate that mash up.

Children Of Men 4/5 (R)

King Arthur 2/5 (R)

From Hell 2.5/5 (R)

The Queen 4/5 (R)

Stormbreaker 2/5 (R)

Robots 2.5/5 (R)

Vera Drake 4/5 (R)

In The Loop 4.5/5 (C)

Probably the best film of 2009 so far.

Burn After Reading 1.5/5 (D)

How can so many talented people not realise that they are making a bad film?

Bug 2/5 (R)

X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2.5/5 (C)

Let The Right One In 4/5 (C)

The Ringer 3/5 (R)

36 3/5 (R)

The 39 Steps (1935) 3/5 (R)

My Super Ex Girlfriend 3/5 (R)

Kind Hearts and Coronets 3/5 (R)

Kramer vs Kramer 4/5 (R)

All About Eve 3/5 (R)

The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy 2.5/5 (R)

Revolver 2.5/5 (R)

Not as bad as I thought it was going to but it tries to hard and fails to deliver.