Delius: Song Of Summer 3/5 (C)

Woodstock 3/5 (R)

Alien Autopsy 2/5 (R)

Wah Wah 2.5/5 (R)

Help 2.5/5 (R)

Poseidon 2/5 (R)

Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! 1/5 (I)

If this had remained as bad as the (presumably) intentionally bad movie within the movie then it may have been quite entertaining. Unfortunately as soon as it tries, it completely fails to be entertaining in any way at all.

The Damned United 3/5 (D)

Transamerica 3.5/5 (R)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2.5/5 (D)

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus 3/5 (C)

The Class 3/5 (D)

Duplicity 2.5/5 (D)

Up (3D) 4/5 (C)

Le Donk & Scor-zay-zee 4/5 (C)

The Last Kiss 2/5 (R)

Fish Tank 3/5 (C)

A huge disappointment after the excellent Red Road, not even the fantastic performances could save the predictable story for me.

Mammoth 2/5 (D)

Rubbish but quite entertaining rubbish with some great hilariously bad dialogue:

Dr. Frank Abernathy: Can I be frank with you?
Agent Powers: You are, Frank.
Dr. Frank Abernathy: I know!

and my favourite

Dr. Frank Abernathy: Dear God!
Sheriff Morrison: God is for Sunday Frank. Today we pray to Nike. Run!

Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist 3/5 (D)

The Big Sleep 4/5 (C)

(500) Days Of Summer 5/5 (C)

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three 3/5 (R)

The Soloist 2.5/5 (C)

The Hurt Locker 4/5 (C)

Unforgiven 3/5 (R)